So I Noticed You Haven’t Been To Iceland Yet, And It’s Kind Of Embarrassing…

Look, I’m honestly just telling you this to help you out. You seriously need to get to Iceland. It’s getting ridiculous. It’s like you don’t read 75% of travel media or even follow the majority of Insta travelers.  And if you haven’t, I’ll summarize the past 4 years for you: Iceland is the only thing that matters in the travel world right now, and it’s not even close.

I’m not one to judge fellow travelers or treat destinations like a checklist, but this is Iceland we’re talking about. I mean, come on. You don’t even have a picture of you with white goo on your face from the blue lagoon. Not even one. And your profile is public. At least post something of you overlooking Gulfoss with your arms outstretched. Take a selfie with a wild horse. Do something. Because this is out of hand. You have to go to Iceland now.

This isn’t like missing out on the Charleston or Phuket fads. This is the big leagues. We’re talking, “you must be this tall to travel” shit. This would be like not visiting Prague 8-5 years ago. Wait… Have you not even been to…? Jesus, it’s worse than I thought.

Here, I’ll make this easy for you. For your next trip, use this simple trick: The answer is Iceland. Where should you go for a quick weekend getaway? Iceland. Where should you take the kids for spring break? Iceland. Where should you go for ancient Indian ruins? Iceland. Which city in Southern Spain has the best Flamenco? Iceland.

I’m telling you this for your own good. I’ve always liked you and wish the best for you. But when it comes to Iceland, you just don’t mess around. You go there. To Iceland. Now. Before it’s too late and there’s another place you absolutely have to go to.